Nick Cannon Goes Off On Eminem, Calls Him, “Slim Lamey”
Well, well, well. Fresh off the plane with my wife from our second honeymoon on the beautiful secluded islands of the Maldives and what do I find in my email box? A mediocre (at best) Eminem record that sounds like it was written in 2001. At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude “fantasized” about having a pretend fling with Mariah. I was thinking to myself, “Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.”
So as I continued to semi enjoy Marshall’s rhyme scheme and flow, I mean let’s be honest dude used to be incredible. He was a witty lyrist with dope delivery and timing. Some even say, one of the best to ever do it. I had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…” Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!
So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man shit I’m instantly like, I got to get at this Lame. I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk shit, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy shit talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek”
But then the dude on the other shoulder said, “ What Nigga?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”
Then, without listening to either one of the voices on my shoulders, I analyzed the situation from a logical perspective. Am I going to battle Eminem and try to out rap him? No, that would be stupid. The dude is nice on the mic. Even though nowadays he lacks substance, rapping about when he used to be hot. Like when Al Bundy gloats about his High school football prime.
Then I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.
So just when the good guy in me is about to emerge and shine through, something hits me… Something bigger than rap beefs, something bigger than jealousy infused insults, something bigger than lackluster attention seeking punchlines, something bigger than artistic expression. I realized, that this so-called man has just disrespected and slanderized one of the world’s most significantly influential artists, one of the most notable BLACK females of our time, the incredibly cherished, globally loved and world-embraced woman of color, Mariah Carey!
Some people may not realize or tend to forget that my wife is a Black woman. And she has had enough difficulty in her life dealing with racial and ethnicity issues. Believe it or not, Mariah is the same racial mixture as our beloved president Barack Obama. [Black Father + White Mother= BLACK]
Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a “cunt” and a “whore” is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL
Let’s not forget about Eminem’s amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans Nigger and how he hates “Black Bitches”. How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise. Someone tell this coward that he finally barked up the wrong tree. For his entire career he strategically only tried to beef with people he could bully. I mean, what real man picks fights with women? Real MC’s battle other real MC’s. Ask Nas, ask Jay Z, you didn’t see them starting beefs with women! That is truly some punk shit!
So I’m putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man shit. Man to man, let’s meet up and deal with this like adults. This is my invitation to you, whenever and wherever you like sir. So when you come out of your introverted hiding place and ask your bodyguards if you can go out and play by yourself, I’m here Pimp!
Your blatant disrespect not just to Black women but ALL women in general must stop. You are a despicable excuse for a man. I can’t even see how you can call yourself a father! Imagine if someone said half the stuff you say about women to your daughter, Hayley. (And I’m pretty sure they will because you got it coming Marshall.) That’s how Karma works.
You sold your little records and made a little bit of change but now you are stepping in the wrong territory. You may have been able to rape and pillage our artform like an old school Caucasian con man and nobody said anything because we respected your talent, but now you’ve made the ultimate mistake. Don’t you know that the black woman is the foundation and the strongest force in our culture? Take notes homey, Elvis would have never disrespected Aretha Franklin or Diana Ross. You were supposed to just do your little song and dance, make your little racist money and call it a day. But no, you had to dishonor the black man’s most precious counterpart.
I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!
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Comment by Brittney W on July 24, 2009 at 7:14pm -
cum on now we got ppl on T.V sayin yo album waz
"yo momma so stupid she actually bout Nick cannons album n thught it waz a comedy"
LMFAO on sum real stuff doe nick dont try 2 battle Em cuz i can c him beatin u in Rappin n Fightin so dont Try cum from a Detroiter
I c u tryna battle Em
even if sumbody tryed 2 work a miracle u wont even win
so i suggest u give up give up cause yo lines are cornier den pickin Flowers n da garden
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Comment by Brittney W on July 24, 2009 at 7:09pm
- Nick Cannon u wack as hell i cant even lose 2 u
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Comment by jackson diaz on July 20, 2009 at 11:39pm -
NICK U ISZ DA SHITYEST NIKKA I EVAAA HEARED MENGG..
LAST SONG I MEMBER U MAKIN WAS "DIME" LMAO DAT SHIT DIDNT LAST A MONTH ON MTV...
B SERIOUSE, ROMEO'S! SHITY & HE'S WAY BETTA DAN U..
LOLZ & U AGAINST EMINEM ..SMFH.. U IS DONE..
& WHAT?? UR TRANA SHOW OFF DAT UR NICE IN DA RING??
NIKKAA PLEASEE!! DON B TALKIN DAT BULLSHIT ROUND HERE MENG, BET UR "TRYIN" TO SCARE EM. LMAO TALKIN BOUT LAME
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Comment by Chris Gotsis on July 16, 2009 at 1:20am -
all of you who are saying that eminem is right, and call nick cannon a racist i want you to know that... Em is awlays writing songs about women and awlays and i mean awlays writes bad things so Em is a racist not even for the nation and for the sex
You admit tha he had bad childhood, we all know that everybody were kicking his ass at school.
After the bad time of his life wich has turned him out to a psyco he is affected by his bad school life and afraid of everyone mainly of woman so its logical to do that... HAVE YOU SEE A RAPER TO FIGHT WITH WOMEN??? if you do let me know!!!
You all guys, if someone famous call your wife a whore and you re famous only because of her what will you do?????? By doing this Nick has succed to be more popular
and so he keeps mentioned everywhere. Many of you didnt even know him!...
1,957 Comments for an Stranger to you. You are making him more popular without wanting it so !!!!HIHHIHIHIHIHEHEHEHHAHAAHAH
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Comment by MooMeXX on July 11, 2009 at 11:51am -
WHO DA' FUCK IS THIS Nick Cannon???
Im listening rap music for 10 years now and i didnt heard a shit about cannon???
Who da' fuck is that guy????
Fackin' dick ,fackin punck , fackin sissy
Fuck up!
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Comment by Nicholas George Sweeny on July 10, 2009 at 12:47am -
and P.S: TO MR KNOW IT ALL WHO COMMENTED EARLIER.
You are fucking dumb. one drop of black blood does NOT make you black. That makes you whatever with a DROP of black blood.
As far as Im concerned, your black when your skin is.
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Comment by Nicholas George Sweeny on July 10, 2009 at 12:44am
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this made me laugh.
On top of the fact that I didn't even KNOW that Nick Cannon ever even rapped, he's a huge poser and fruitcake. This guy's fruittier than a fuckin apple tree.
Whether Eminem has had a hard life or not, whether he's white or not, anything he said to insult mariah carey has NOTHING to do with racism. You pointed out that he called her a cunt and a bitch or whatever. WHERE'S THE RACISM IN THAT YOU DUMBFUCK?
It would be racist if he called her a nigger or something like that, but he didn't.
And you have the tits and balls to say that Eminem was saying the N bomb in some of his songs? Would you mind NAMING the songs? Cuz I've never heard Eminem drop the N word, and I've heard a lot of his shit.
None the less, he would bang you out Nick Cannon, seeing as he ACTUALLY gets into fights, and you get into sparrs. There's a big difference, and I know that, I'm a boxer.
I bet one hit formm him and your ass is out. And even if by any chance you manage your way into kicking his ass, who WOULDNT kick your ass you silly fuck?
P.S: Get your act together. I'm sure if you weren't with Carey you wouldn't give a fuck, so just lay off Em before the pittiful shit that you call the "remains" of your career get destroyed.
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Comment by Joshua P on July 6, 2009 at 6:51pm
- ok Nick please id love to see you even attempt to get in it with Em you would get your little nicolodean-punk ass beat the fuck out of. thats all you got is to say that he is racist??? really look at the fucken man he is a fucken white rapper who grew up around all black and even through the hard past he has been overcoming it. unlike mr.nicolodean who had the easy way and that faggot ass tv show of yours wild n out. so how bout instead of runnin your mouth you do something how abot you just first get the paramedics ready then tell Em to meet you somehwere then he will knock your punk ass out and then you will have a quick ride to the hospital fucken punk.im white and ersnall when someone tells me im racist i laugh at them because of my background, such as family so you need to do exactly what Em says in baghpipes from baghdad and back the fuck up you little punk
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Comment by Craig Williams on July 1, 2009 at 8:17pm - Are you fucking stupid, just coz your quick in the ring doesnt mean you can stand to a man an fight in the street - am guessing you know this coz your being a pussy about fightin. when was eminem even close to being racist for calling her a whore or a cunt, your just another fucking black faggot that makes any sort of racism worse for him self coz he belives any insult coming his way or any other black mans way is racist, if that was the case, any insult towards any different race would be racist wether its a black, white, asian women. am sure emeinem would pritty happly call any white women a whire or a cunt. just coz this one time she happened to be black doesnt count as racism. and theres 2 types of black people in this world, theres black people these are the people that realise whats going on around them, prity much normal people, im not saying acting white, just try to lead an average life make ther emoney have fun an go, then theres niggas... your a nigga, a black person that cant see past the tip of there nose and cant just act in todays world, niggas are peoples that Want people to be racist to them so they can piss and moan about it, blak people that wud rather be slaves so they could have sort of opresion to Boast about, coz lets face it any blak cunt even remotly like you just wants to boast about the hard times his family gone through!. so put it this way, if your gunna claim that every insult is racist, people mite aswell be racist towards you. an oh yeh, eminems album killed off wat eva career you think you have had.
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Comment by NicoleeBabi on June 17, 2009 at 5:16am
- This is just ridiculous ok 1st off i am a black woman and i truly do not think Em is a racist and im personally not offended by anything he says its just entertainment. Nick Cannon is going over the deep end I understand that he disrespected his wife but im sure being that his wife is Mariah Carey(ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD) that allot of people have said nasty,negative disrespectful things about her HELLO!! she is MARIAH!! you cant go around beating everybody up who calls your wife a whore(even thought she probably has done some whorish things) its not a good look dont you know who yo wife is dummy!! But now the whole bringing Michele Obama into it tryna make a comparasion come on now! 1st off Mariah is no Michelle so stop that and Mariah maybe of mixed race but she is not 100% black get off that shit im from the real world and you already know how black people judge mixed people i know this might sound ignorant but " if your mixed and you look black and act black your black" sorry Mariah does not look black so she is not considered black she is considered mixed period point blank! Ok and sorry nick i hate to put you on blast but honey....sweety......bosin berry pie!! YOU SUCK! lol sorry how can you even fix your face to let some shit like EM is washed up/wack/mediocre come out of yo mouth?? And how is he tryna reclaim his glory?? he never lost it, that man got skills and just like your wifey he sells millions of records and has allot of fans sorry you cant say the same i hate to get on your head but "GIGALO" nuff said LMAO!! WTF!! sorry hunn you dont have EM's talent in our pinky finger im talking about in all aspects of your career acting/comedy/rapping etc..... the only reason you are even relevant right now is because you married Mariah and all she wanted was some young dick but we all know mimi is crazy(and i still love her crazy ass) for marring you! Now im not no big ass eminem fan and i hate to go hard on you Nick but you is really trippin! Nick should have taken this as nothing but it was obviously something that got under his skin we all know eminems antics and you already know that man got issue's and this is what he does stop taking shit so personal its fucken music ment to sell records this is how people get killed over dumb shit grow up nick cannon learn to ignore bullshit!
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