I'm so spoiled, you could make penicillin out of the trail of rot I leave behind me in my wake.

Hmmmm.....

I didn't think it was at all possible, but this sh*t is more ignorant than Lil Kim's surgeon... HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH BITCHES!!!

This is how it goes down at a G Unit Casting.... Think you can do better?!?!? Prove it and show me...

.... roommate.

This bitch has the sheer raw fucking nerve to question why I never come out of this room. Maybe because I don't want to see you bitch... I didn't know friendship was a part of the lease, Christina am I mistaken?!?!? WTF?! I thought if one was paying rent, than one was basically paying for SPACE to use at one's will, as long as one was not breaking laws or endanger

I LOVE animals.. I SWEAR I do. It's proof enough that I have personally cared for 6 dogs, a turtle, 2 birds, an iguana, a poython, a toad, a ferret, and 4 cats for the duration of my life, and none of them have died for any reason aside from old age and steriod poisoning, (courtesy of my former crackhead neighbor Karl. He gave two of my rots pumped meat... and boy did I make that buttfucking ass pirate pay.) Recently, I have met the most annoying dog ever. I don't know why but he irritates me

So last night the Fabulous Christina Evangeline and I went home to change clothes so we could go out and get FUCKED UP for our dear friend Kyle's bday. But, as soon as our cab driver pulled up in an expedition with big ass spinners, we knew we were in for some sick twisted wierdness - it was just a feeling we got. The driver, Geo, that I would assume went to the same driving school as me because he damn sure drove like a flaming bat

RUN AND GO GET YOUR BA BA'S OKAY!! IT'S STORY TIME!!!

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Oh how I miss my car. Don't effing ask me about it. Yes, I still have the bastard, unfortunately, I just can't drive it right now. So I have been using the heinous NYC mass transit system to get from point A to B. Fortunately, it won't be for much longer. But for the time being, while I am forced to use it, I feel that I should be accomodated by the MTA, considering the fact that I am King Crashington. There should be designated areas for the crazies, psychos, perverts, pedophiles, bums, sick

Will someone please tell me who the fuck Kufi is so I can curse him the f*ck out?

I got this gotdamn foresaken phone in JANUARY. Since the day I made the awful purchase until right now I have been receiving calls from Ghana from some bambattas looking for this infamous man named Kufi. It seems that he is the previous owner of this phone, either that or he's just a dumb 2inch dick that gives out my number to people that he doesn't want to converse with. Every singl